What's an octopus muscle? It's muscle that's so strong it doesn't need a skeleton (true story, wiki muscular hydrostat). So the next time an octopus asks, "Do you even lift, bro?", you should back off while using these red and blue shades to avoid eye-contact. Just take out that aggression on some clown fish. With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.